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02 May 2005 @ 05:07 am
 

I'm so horny I could eat a …

… erm … excuse me

 
 
Current Mood: hornyhorny
Current Music: Thelonious Monk: Blue Monk: The Complete Riverside Recordings (Disk 9)
 
 
 
Matthew B. Tepper: Great-uncle Ludwig Satzasimovberlioz on May 2nd, 2005 03:41 pm (UTC)
Fred. Pal. Buddy. Old chum. Abbott to my Costello. Count your blessings. Could be worse. You could be a 51-year-old bachelor with no wife, no girlfriend, no prospects.
Lionesselisem on May 2nd, 2005 03:44 pm (UTC)
*snrch*
Fred A Levy Haskell: eyes of the Fredcritterfredcritter on May 4th, 2005 02:27 am (UTC)
That's easy for you to say …
Jeffgalacticvoyeur on May 3rd, 2005 01:12 am (UTC)
At 5 in the morning? I'd head for the nearest Embers for a predictably annoying food service experience. That would take my mind off of Topic A for a while...
Matthew B. Tepper: Albino brideasimovberlioz on May 3rd, 2005 07:57 pm (UTC)
Don't pick on Embers. I once had an awful blind date with this obnoxious woman, and after we wound up at the restaurant, the waitress slipped me her phone number so I could call her later.
Fred A Levy Haskell: eyes of the Fredcritterfredcritter on May 4th, 2005 02:26 am (UTC)
If the woman was obnoxious, why would you want to call her later? And how did the waitress come to have her number?
Fred A Levy Haskell: eyes of the Fredcritterfredcritter on May 3rd, 2005 11:24 pm (UTC)

¿“I’m so horny I could eat an … Emberger!”?

No … I dunno … somehow that just hadn’t occurred to me. But YMMV. Whatever winds your watch, I guess …

Gen II: Duck on headthe_leewit on May 3rd, 2005 05:33 pm (UTC)
Peck of saltpeter?

Pint of Marble Slab w/ appropriate mix-ins as substitutes?

And then the wave hits.... ohhhhhhh...
Fred A Levy Haskell: eyes of the Fredcritterfredcritter on May 4th, 2005 02:25 am (UTC)

<sheepish grin> … <scuffs foot> …