Just received the worst job performance appraisal ever (disregarding school report cards, which, you must admit, are a different kettle of kelp entirely). The h*ll of it is, the comments are pretty darned accurate. I still am not sure, however, whether I've been awful enough to merit all those "Meets Some Expectations" instead of "Meets Expectations." Ah well. We can't all, and some of us don't. That's all there is to it.