Fred A Levy Haskell (fredcritter) wrote,
Fred A Levy Haskell
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Duck!

"Gentlemen, Look! They're hauling Thin Tom, their long-range cannon into position!

"They're loading it."

"By gad, sir, they're lighting the fuse."

"They are ... they're ... pointing it at us."

"They're going to fire it."

"I wonder what they're up to."

"Yes...."

*screeeeeeee*

"Duck!"

*boom*

*cluck* *cluck* *cluck*

"That's no duck -- that's a chicken!"

"By gad, sir, they're firing hens at us."

"A foul trick!"

"Eggsactly."

"We're being ... shelled!"

"Stop cracking yolks!"

--The Goon Show, Shifting Sands, 24 January 1957

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