Having a life

It seems I've been pissing and moaning a lot lately about my inability to get out and do things—to have what is called in the vernacular "a life." I've decided that it's time to stop complaining and actually Take Steps. So. I hereby resolve to work harder and put much more effort into developing a rich and fulfilling fantasy life. That way I don't have to improve my social skills or get out more or anything. That'll do it.